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Mission: Hulkapedia will beat down any and all other sites except the official sites in ultimate Hulking.
The site will run off of Wikimedia when finished (if ever). Members who excel at writing and editing will be promoted brother
The Hulkamandments
1. Hogan is the only one and true Hulk Hogan, and you shall have no other Hulks before him.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself a fake Hulk idol.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Hulk Hogan in vain.
4. Remember and observe Hulkamania and keep it holy, brother.
5. Honor the Hulk with your dedication and support. (volunteers welcome! )
6. Thou shalt not whine, or troll, or face-heel turn twice in one day.
7. Thou shalt not steal content from other sites about Hulk Hogan (copy&paste = ban)
8. Thou shalt not make up bullcrap about Hulk Hogan (lies or misinformation = permban)
9. Thou shalt not envy Hulk Hogan, no matter how awesome he is, or how big he is.
10. Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to Hulk Hogan (copyrighted images without explicit permission).
The Hulky-Truths
1. Hulk Hogan is the ultimate entertainer, and premier wrestling champ of all time, brother.
2. Chuck Norris might cure cancer, but Hulk Hogan cures Global Warming with his tears.
3. You can not summon the Hulkmeister by saying "Hulk Hogan" three times to a mirror with the burning incense of Slim Jims as offerings. How dare you, brother.
4. Hulk Hogan touches lives but Hulk Hogan destroys shirts.
5. When the Hulk is Hungry, offer the Hulk well prepared food. Your offering will be appreciated.
6. You might smell what the Rock is cooking, however there would be no Rock to smell if there was no Hulk to break the earth.
7. Hurcules was a half god. Pity him, brother.
8. Hulk Hogan was born a man, and when he hit puberty is man-body became a god-body.
9. Hulk Hogan's mustache has the answer to the universe hidden under it.
10. Hulk Hogan breathes fire in his lungs and destroys cities with his stare